Daddy, can I see that Teddy bear?
Then I told him,
Ethan did you know that daddy gave mommy that Teddy bear a long time ago because he loved her?
loved? Past tense?
ha! I guess so! Now you’re stuck with me. Bills, mortgage and 2 kids.
wow! This bear must be REALLY OLD!!!
flashback to last night:
Ethan: *with an evil grin*
daddy your tummy is HUGE!
*chris just looks at me like wth?*
Back to the present:
See, Daddy, things change. Love is now a thing of the past, we are old and you’re huge. It’s all good. We are happy like this; loved, old and fat!
Please note the sarcasm in our comments. We express love in this family by teasing. It’s how we roll.